*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

(Source: gifshows)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

marykatewiles:

leakycon:

leakyhelp:

THE KINDA, SORTA, DON’T HOLD US TO IT, NOT REALLY A SCHEDULE, MORE LIKE A GUIDELINE, LINEUP THINGEE FOR LEAKYCON PORTLAND. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am getting very excited about Leaky!!

sam-the-sasquatch:

pineappledean:

kyriebitches:

myenochianangel:

Too soon?

Little bit. Yeah.

bebroom:

We are ruining this planet

(Source: sagesse)

solthree:

doctor who meme revamp | six companions (2/6) | Martha Jones

I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but do you know what? I am good.

who-stole-my-nandos:

The hunger games catching fire: 22nd November
Doctor Who 50th anniversary: 23rd November
Sherlock series 3: 24th November

I hope you all come to my funeral

(Source: who-stole-my-nandos)

(Source: youtube.com)

edwardspoonhands:

I apologise for the feels. Not really oops.

Nicely done…

(Source: allinablur)

ahhleeseeya:

JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

(Source: pyrop)

how you feel when you’re winning an argument.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: epic-humor)

unabused:

i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china